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	<title>Giant Gay Repellent Umbrella</title>
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	<description>Keeping the world safe from Gay Marriage - Paid for by God and Doctors</description>
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		<title>Destruction of Sodom = Gays Are Bad</title>
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This video gives analytical proof that the bible considers homosexuality a sin through the teaching about Sodom and Gomorrah. Or at least I was told it does, I couldn&#8217;t watch the whole thing because there were too many references and facts for my brain to handle &#8212; I&#8217;m too busy working on the umbrella!
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		<title>Gay Zombies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[True believer Stephen Colbert speaks the truthe about the Evil Gay Agenda™:



The Colbert Report
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Now that we have passed discriminatory laws in 31 American states to deny Gays the right to marry the person they love, activist legislators in Rhode [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proud To Be Heterosexual</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Of course we all know that being straight is 12.7 times better than being gay.
But this article on the Daily Kos makes it that much more apparent:
I&#8217;m heterosexual, and it&#8217;s just freakin&#8217; fantastic
I have never heard of the Daily Kos before. It must be some new conservative site. Perhaps they can help develop the umbrellas.
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		<link>http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/10/proud-to-be-heterosexual/</link>
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		<title>The Bible Defines Marriage</title>
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Speak the word, Sister Betty.
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		<link>http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/06/the-bible-defines-marriage/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Confused And Scared</title>
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Now I&#8217;m so confused. He seems to make sense, but he can&#8217;t be right! Can He? Maggie Gallagher told me The Gays don&#8217;t deserve to have marriages. And what is this he said about considering my wife to be property? Can I have that kind of marriage still? Oh and is it wrong for me [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/im-confused-and-scared/</link>
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		<title>The Truthe® Comes From Maine</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Our fellow haters and bigots in the great state of Maine are in a struggle to undo the sinful work of activist judges the state&#8217;s elected officials. While The Gays claimed victory against discrimination on May 05, our kind is working hard to get the civil rights of a minority group suppressed by mob rule a majority [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/the-truthe-comes-from-maine/</link>
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		<title>Man-Duck Marriages Are Next!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This video speaks the truthe. If we allow two men to marry and form a committed lifelong relationship, the logical conclusion is that we will have to allow a man and his duck to get married too. It&#8217;s a slippery slope people! It&#8217;s especially slippery when all that water slides off the duck&#8217;s oil-based water [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/man-duck-marriages-are-next/</link>
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		<title>Fuck You!</title>
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		<link>http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/fuck-you/</link>
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		<title>California Supreme Court Upholds Prop 8</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No witty comments. Just thought you should watch:

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		<link>http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/california-supreme-court-upholds-prop-8/</link>
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		<title>Gay Marriage Will Cause More Economic Hardship</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The brilliant and politically relevant GOP Chairman Michael Steele has uncovered another societal downfall that gay marriage will bring:
Now all of a sudden I&#8217;ve got someone who wasn&#8217;t a spouse before, that I had no responsibility for, who is now getting claimed as a spouse that I now have financial responsibility for. So how do [...]]]></description>
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