Giant Gay Repellent Umbrella » Silliness

Proud To Be Heterosexual

Keeper of the Umbrella — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:26:12 +0000

Of course we all know that being straight is 12.7 times better than being gay.

But this article on the Daily Kos makes it that much more apparent:
I’m heterosexual, and it’s just freakin’ fantastic

I have never heard of the Daily Kos before. It must be some new conservative site. Perhaps they can help develop the umbrellas.

The Bible Defines Marriage

Keeper of the Umbrella — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:48:18 +0000

Speak the word, Sister Betty.

Man-Duck Marriages Are Next!

Keeper of the Umbrella — Thu, 28 May 2009 14:24:33 +0000

This video speaks the truthe. If we allow two men to marry and form a committed lifelong relationship, the logical conclusion is that we will have to allow a man and his duck to get married too. It’s a slippery slope people! It’s especially slippery when all that water slides off the duck’s oil-based water repellent feathers. Maybe the GGRU project needs to harvest some uropygial glands for further study!

Fuck You!

Keeper of the Umbrella — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:45:06 +0000