Destruction of Sodom = Gays Are Bad
This video gives analytical proof that the bible considers homosexuality a sin through the teaching about Sodom and Gomorrah. Or at least I was told it does, I couldn’t watch the whole thing because there were too many references and facts for my brain to handle — I’m too busy working on the umbrella!

I’d still like to know what they were doing over in Gomorrah that was so bad.
Also, how about making an official cocktail, and selling Giant Gay Repellent Umbrella Drink Umbrellas?
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nikki Reply:
December 24th, 2009 at 1:12 am
@Jame Scholl,
agreed.
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The video actually concludes the oposite of what you suggest. The issue encountered between the angels sent to Sodom and the qadesh (word used for sodomite) is not homosexuality, it is idolitry, the worship of false gods. Qadesh translates as the occupation of male temple prostitute. The practices of these people included fertility rituals, which were directed towards the gods of the polytheistic cultures. These rituals were intended to promote fertility towards the continuation of life; however, the angels found issue with the qadesh disobeying one of the ten commandments: thou shalt have no other gods before me. Therefore the video concludes that the story of Sodom and Gomorrah is being misrepresetned to suport a homophibic agenda.
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Who ever supports or made this website is pathetic and if you honestly have that much time on your hands to discriminate other peoples sexual agendas get a life. God gave us free will if thats what people want to be let them. Does not effect you so show concern for issues that actually matter. You are all pathetic
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Keeper of the Umbrella Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 10:18 am
@Steph,
Relax. Breath deep. This site is satire.
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How is the giant umbrella coming along? Will there be pictures? Are there plans? How can I, as a straight man, get involved?
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I made it through 48 seconds then had to take up knitting to ease the boredom.
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Keeper of the Umbrella… you are obviously a full blow closet case. You have had gay thoughts, and are uncomfortable with how good they made you feel, but due to society and the pressures, are trying to find a way to mask this. If you were truly a heterosexual, then what homosexuals do with their private lives is their own business and does not affect you in any way.
Humans is just that, human rights. Why should homosexuals be denied anything that you have or get? You are no better than them. Fact is, homosexuals don’t just magically appear on this earth, we are born to heterosexuals, so maybe your rights should be denied too.
You are not one of Gods children for posting this, God loves all his children. He however does not like people who display hatred against their fellow men! The things you post here are a sin to him!
Get a life, stop worrying about what others are doing, our rights don’t change anything you get!
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