Comments on: Personal Gay Repellent Umbrella http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/personal-gay-repellent-umbrella/ Keeping the world safe from Gay Marriage - Paid for by God and Doctors Wed, 04 Jan 2012 04:47:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Preston Snyder http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/personal-gay-repellent-umbrella/comment-page-1/#comment-571 Preston Snyder Sun, 05 Jun 2011 21:33:06 +0000 http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/?p=50#comment-571 i*cough-cough* have recently caught the gay at a christian summer camp in the corn field recesses of nebraska. at first, it started as a graze of a friends had to the inner thigh, then it segued itno personal touches and kisses, mauling over into a hot, steamy, passionate same sex *COUGHS UP GLITTER* im sorry....its the gay. at first it was just us, but then it spreaded, like margarine on fresh toast, Camp Christ turned into a cespool that reminded me of the films of end of days, mama mia, and the island of doctor moreau. we shouldnt be concerned about the great umbrella ela ela eh eh eh*cough-cough* we should be looking for the cure. i tried everything: dark beers, strip clubs, manual labor. nothing seems to work. i need help; im slipping awaaaaaaaay....-in the background-*give a little love...away!* oh look, the ellen show is on! i*cough-cough* have recently caught the gay at a christian summer camp in the corn field recesses of nebraska. at first, it started as a graze of a friends had to the inner thigh, then it segued itno personal touches and kisses, mauling over into a hot, steamy, passionate same sex *COUGHS UP GLITTER* im sorry….its the gay. at first it was just us, but then it spreaded, like margarine on fresh toast, Camp Christ turned into a cespool that reminded me of the films of end of days, mama mia, and the island of doctor moreau. we shouldnt be concerned about the great umbrella ela ela eh eh eh*cough-cough* we should be looking for the cure. i tried everything: dark beers, strip clubs, manual labor. nothing seems to work. i need help; im slipping awaaaaaaaay….-in the background-*give a little love…away!* oh look, the ellen show is on!

]]> By: DevoutBigot http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/personal-gay-repellent-umbrella/comment-page-1/#comment-554 DevoutBigot Sat, 22 Jan 2011 09:18:38 +0000 http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/?p=50#comment-554 OH THANK GOD!! I've almost given up hope! I almost thought I would be unprotected in this upcoming DOWNPOUR of great gay choreographed dance of terribleness! OH THANK GOD!!
I’ve almost given up hope! I almost thought I would be unprotected in this upcoming DOWNPOUR of great gay choreographed dance of terribleness!

]]> By: yourmom http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/personal-gay-repellent-umbrella/comment-page-1/#comment-536 yourmom Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:09:53 +0000 http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/?p=50#comment-536 this is so gay! this is so gay!

]]> By: ColbertNation http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/personal-gay-repellent-umbrella/comment-page-1/#comment-519 ColbertNation Sun, 25 Apr 2010 18:21:51 +0000 http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/?p=50#comment-519 hahahahahahahhaha hahahahahahahhaha

]]> By: lil http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/personal-gay-repellent-umbrella/comment-page-1/#comment-481 lil Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:40:00 +0000 http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/?p=50#comment-481 I just want the umbrella... where can i get one? What does gay have to do with this umbrella? I just want the umbrella… where can i get one?
What does gay have to do with this umbrella?

]]> By: amanda benson http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/personal-gay-repellent-umbrella/comment-page-1/#comment-402 amanda benson Thu, 06 Aug 2009 21:20:32 +0000 http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/?p=50#comment-402 @AGuy, I concur, or perhaps neon pink faux fur trim and orange pleather fringe with puce polkadots. @AGuy, I concur, or perhaps neon pink faux fur trim and orange pleather fringe with puce polkadots.

]]> By: Keeper of the Umbrella http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/personal-gay-repellent-umbrella/comment-page-1/#comment-356 Keeper of the Umbrella Mon, 01 Jun 2009 16:02:29 +0000 http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/?p=50#comment-356 @acaringperson, I'm sorry if you're offended by this site and some of the comments left by the site visitors. Please understand that this site is a joke -- it is satire. It might be difficult to follow without seeing the first blog post on the site, but this domain was created as a joke to make fun of "The Gathering Storm" advertisement that the National Organization for Marriage create. A laughable, hate filled organization that would like to do nothing less than eliminate gays and lesbians from their view of America. Please watch the original NOM ad (it's available at the top of the sidebar) and then please watch the the sequel that started this website. @acaringperson,

I’m sorry if you’re offended by this site and some of the comments left by the site visitors.

Please understand that this site is a joke — it is satire. It might be difficult to follow without seeing the first blog post on the site, but this domain was created as a joke to make fun of “The Gathering Storm” advertisement that the National Organization for Marriage create. A laughable, hate filled organization that would like to do nothing less than eliminate gays and lesbians from their view of America.

Please watch the original NOM ad (it’s available at the top of the sidebar) and then please watch the the sequel that started this website.

]]> By: acaringperson http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/personal-gay-repellent-umbrella/comment-page-1/#comment-352 acaringperson Sat, 30 May 2009 04:03:51 +0000 http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/?p=50#comment-352 you people are all horrible people for thinking this kind of crap oh and before I forget charles this is not funny you are a jerk, you all need to open your minds and become kind people. If everyone was like you all then this world would still be an even more horrible place, no one would have the rights that we do now women would still be just housewives, African Americans would still be segregated, we would have another holocaust, and what do you mean by gay "repellent" you all sound like Adolph Hitler when you talk like this, this sounds to me just like his "Final Solution" to me you people are all horrible people for thinking this kind of crap oh and before I forget charles this is not funny you are a jerk, you all need to open your minds and become kind people. If everyone was like you all then this world would still be an even more horrible place, no one would have the rights that we do now women would still be just housewives, African Americans would still be segregated, we would have another holocaust, and what do you mean by gay “repellent” you all sound like Adolph Hitler when you talk like this, this sounds to me just like his “Final Solution” to me

]]> By: AGuy http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/personal-gay-repellent-umbrella/comment-page-1/#comment-347 AGuy Tue, 26 May 2009 23:55:02 +0000 http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/?p=50#comment-347 I agree with StraightUpMarried on this one. I think the only way to truly repel the gays is to cover the umbrella with clashing colors. I'm thinking a nice puce and neon chartreuse should do the trick. If all works out, the gays will avoid it like the plague. I agree with StraightUpMarried on this one. I think the only way to truly repel the gays is to cover the umbrella with clashing colors. I’m thinking a nice puce and neon chartreuse should do the trick. If all works out, the gays will avoid it like the plague.

]]> By: Charles http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/05/personal-gay-repellent-umbrella/comment-page-1/#comment-346 Charles Mon, 25 May 2009 23:53:32 +0000 http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/?p=50#comment-346 Lol! Lol!

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