Oh Noes! The rain is starting!
So The Gays are now organizing and creating their own videos about the coming storm. This video seems to suggest that The Gays are normal and won’t flood our christian nation with their deviant ways.
Wait — are those babies? The Gays can make babies now?!?! In pairs?!?!
Please save us Maggie Gallagher and NOM!
Hilarious parody!!!!! I, too, have seen married gay people land in my backyard. It was scary… but boy, did my flowers bloom!!!
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This is wonderful. A little too much information about Wilson Cruz’s chest, but I’m sure others feel differently.
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zomggirl Reply:
April 28th, 2009 at 4:06 am
@Jen,
LOL. Totes. Also, did anyone else feel inadequate looking at ubercouple with their two blue eyed kids? They’re ruining my gay marriage.
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Great!Go on, please!
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Josh Reply:
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Thats great. You know those babies will grow up to be gay…since gays only come from gay parents….but the dads were kinda hot, no?
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Teri Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
@Josh, if gays only come from gay marriages, then where did all the gay people come from since gay marriage has only become a legal right in recent years & in a few states??????
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Josh Reply:
April 25th, 2009 at 10:49 am
@Teri, Honey, you may have some anger issues. Being named Josh, and commenting on the hot men, makes me a man, attracted to men…(gay). I was raised by heterosexual people… this site isn’t supposed to be taken seriously. It’s called sarcasim. That being said…
You know all those gay dads will do is teach their children how to have gay sex, hot, hot gay sex…
Tony Reply:
June 9th, 2009 at 9:10 am
@Josh, I agree, the dads actually were kinda hot.
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Oh noes! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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I don’t get it. How come none of them had fangs for turning more people gay? Don’t they need some sort of disclaimer : “The actors in this ad are merely dramatizing what we assume the hoots and growls made by homosexuals might mean. To date there is still no way of deciphering what homosexuals actually think or feel” ?
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ella Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 8:48 am
@Nicholas from KC, You are so ignorant! Gay people don’t have fangs to make others gay. They sneak up behind you and throw gay glitter at you, which makes you gay. Not to be rude, but you really should do your research before you go posting falsehoods on the internets.
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Nicholas from KC Reply:
April 24th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
@ella, Yea, well, how’d you become such an expert on sexual-deviant recruiting? Huh?
Good to know though–no more glitter for me!… I guess I’ll have to throw out all my Friday night body gel.
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Aaron Reply:
April 25th, 2009 at 11:56 am
@Nicholas from KC, yes when we rain down from the sky faiy powder and glitter shall fall with us and we shall be the second comeing of “noah’s” great rain!!!!
RAWRNESS!!!!!
Marc Reply:
April 26th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
@Nicholas from KC,
we’ll also have to ban Fairy washing-up liquid.. that must be a secret plot to turn gay all the plates and people using cutlery washed with it…
HELL YEA!!! I love the Gay people!!! They are so sweet. If they pay taxes just like straight people do then let them have their rights!!
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I too am against same sex marriage…..so I didn’t marry someone of the same sex….Those that truly disagree with same sex marriage should marry someone of the opposite sex….or maybe get a life…
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zomggirl Reply:
April 28th, 2009 at 4:08 am
@Zac from Pcola says,
I’m against same sex marriage. Ever since I got into one, my sex life has not been the same.
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yay giant gay umbrella!!!
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It has never been proven that babies that were raised by two people of the same sex, meaning gays, will be gay like them. It is all a matter of how god makes us. If god hates gays so much, why did he make them? Just think about it for a second. I am not against gay marriage, I think they should be able to get married and be happy like everyone else.
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Aaron Reply:
April 25th, 2009 at 11:03 am
@Marie, you are so right. God made us out of love and by showing that we are capeable of love doesn’t make us sinners, it is showing love for god. also, . . . YAY SOMEONE WHO SAYS I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET MARRIED!!!!!! and my parents are a hetro couple. so yay for gayness from godness!!!!
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Hold up, I thought that this was supposed to be a funny site… Why are we letting non-funny people let in? Don’t show your anger in the form of anger. Show how stupid the other side is. I don’t want to see the people who are showing offense, just the parodies that make everyone remember ‘oh yeah, people are that stupid’. >:(
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…You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella-hey-gay-gay under my giant-gay-repellent umbrella-ella-ella. Oh wait, maybe that’s not the most gay-repellent song, darn. EPIC FAIL!!
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You should also post the video from here:
https://secure.ga4.org/01/this_place
It’s an advertisement currently running in Iowa.
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Wait, so is this whole site a spoof? Have I been getting uncontrollably angry at the ignorance of so many people for nothing? Whaaaaa??
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Nicholas from KC Reply:
April 26th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
@Misha Wahlstrom,
Nope. We mean every word.
Them homos gonna get our children if we don’t protect ourselves!
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zomggirl Reply:
April 28th, 2009 at 4:10 am
@Nicholas from KC,
Personally I think the giant umbrella metaphor is kinda socialist. We need gay repellant raincoats. It’s every ignorant hetero for himself/herself!
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PattiO Reply:
May 6th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
@zomggirl, It’s a mistake to assume that all of those opposed to gay marriage are hetero… I’m certain that the larger majority are “non-practicing heteros”.
All I can say is who’s looking after the kids? The gays are everywhere these days – In the schools, in the workplace, in my underwear! Wait what’s that? I smell one coming… No it was just a scented candle… Mmmm… Lavender.
Lord help us all if the umbrella fails. The gays are coming. Coming hard and fast.
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can not believe they are for real.
if they are how do they expect to keep their careers afloat after such a pathetic (and badly acted) (maybe why alicia dead in the water) mockery. anyway
losin alot of fans just like cruise after the leaked tape.
and any loser who actually agrees with the serious side of it. good luck in life. god is love not predujice
and just like the right for blacks to marry whites, its only a matter of time
peace
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Have you fear of homo? Please, ask yourself why, if you can think for yourself…
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I was in a heterosexual marriage and then Iowa people started gay marrying and now my wife and I are both gay married to each other. And we aren’t even in Iowa.
I’m just saying.
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At first I thought to myself: “Man, they should actually air this commercial!”
And then at second thought: “No, it’ll just backfire. If there is any word that fills the social conservative with hate it is the word ‘love’.”
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I was going to write a blog entry on Gay Marriage, but then I saw this video, and I read these comments, and I got so confused.
I started to fear gay marriages after I caught my husband sniffing my panties (and I was not in them). I vowed to picked against same sex marriages. But then I saw that uberhot gay marriage couple in the video, and I thought, “I wouldn’t mind seeing them looking after their kids in the local park.” Oh, so many issues.
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please save us, maggie gallagher, and NOM?
nom?
om nom nom.
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I think we’d see a huge swing in the votes in favor of Marriage Equality if people would truly envision what it would be like to actually attend a same-sex wedding and reception. It’d be like getting comp tickets to see a Broadway show. Or no cover when entering a club.
I mean, who doesn’t like free stuff???
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BABIES??? Curses! This is worse than I imagined. Clearly this is the devil work of gay and liberal scientists helping the gays in their war against decent people. We must enlist our own babies to fight the gay babies!
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I have better gay things to do then to sit here and waste my gay time watching this gay video.
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